My friend Jessica ran across a really funny e-mail that her cute little sister (who was 10 years old at the time) sent her 2 years ago with her concerns about Jessica’s new “boyfriend”. This is the e-mail verbatim:
Hey Poop! R u sure you and “Jake” r not 2gether? Well let me know when you guys r!! We r “just dating”-this is wut u said in your last email u sent me. But if you guys r 2gether, please talk 2 him about smoking! It may not seem like a huge deal but it could turn in2 1!!!!!! You say a phrases like, “if you are old enough to legally smoke than your old enough 2 legally die”, “there r cooler ways 2 die”, AND more. But don’t let someone kiss you who is just storing a place 4 smoke in their mouth…to go in2 yours. It could cause him cancer, or worse….DEATH. I know this probably sounds weird coming out of a 5th graders mouth but also no doubt it’s better than it being smoke coming out of JAKE’S
This e-mail MADE my day. I can’t stop smiling.